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MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:35 am    Post subject: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! Reply with quote

This was sent to me by my aunt.
I just couldn't resist posting it here for you all to enjoy Wink


I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.


I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.


I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.


I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.


I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because...
My husband will never be able to find them again.


I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.


I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

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